What: Unruly Heir Private Launch
When: May 9
Where: Bar Martignettis, NYC
Ty and Q were spotted at the launch for Unruly Heir which is a new clothing line for young, heterosexual men designed by Curtis Rose and Joey Goodwin. The website, unrulyheir.com, describes the clothing as "1930s English prep sensibility, combined with an air of a 21st century NYC downtown counter-culture cool century". Basically it's some pretentious shit no guy I would ever be attracted to would wear.
Case in point: Tyson Beckford. Why am I never impressed by Tyson Bedford? Perhaps it's because I feel like he tries to play down his sex appeal. It doesn't work, Ty. There are women who find you very sexy, just as there are women who find Q-Tip sexy. I happen to fall into neither category; I actually have taste. And oh yeah; I'm not attracted to gay dudes.
Why does Q look like that little black dwarf from all those spoof movies?
Q: don't be mad 'cause I'm stylin on you.
The guy on the left is one of the designers, Curtis Rose. Basically that's the kind of clothing you can expect from their line. No thanks, Curtie. I'll pass.
See? Tyson wouldn't even know what to do with bush if it were sitting on the table in front of him. He literally turns away in disgust. Such a shame.
Maaan, I had to get away! Did you see all that bush? Scaaary, man. Hey, you seen Q?
Oh yeah, Keenya (one of Tyra's washed-up Top Model bicthes) was there too.
Ole girl needs to put the fork down and pick up a flat iron to neaten up her situation.
[Photos by Wire Image]
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