Lovechild: Napoleon Dynamite & Sanjaya

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The first 10 people to guess the correct answer will receive their own personal jar of onion patch milk, a hunk of Tina's ham and a "How to create your own ponyhawk" guide. You don't wanna miss out on this limited prize. Trust.

No, Ms. Diana, noooo!

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Red frilly dress: $400
Curly black wig: $250
Microphone: $500

Achieving your goal of looking like a walking, singing vagina: priceless

"Hey bro, can I borrow that sock?"

"Masturbation" is the top rated video on FunnyorDie.com. Go figure. I would have never thought that, with the whole that's why the internet was invented thing. I wonder how these dudes can even type with so much man juice on their keyboards. Anyway, the clip is short and it made me chuckle; just like that kid's weenie weener. Leave your thoughts on the vid below.

"I want my moneeeeeeey!"

The interweb's been all abuzz about Will Ferrell's sketch comedy video, "The Landlord". It's a funny enough concept but it kinda drags after a while. Check it out and leave your comment below.

Toastee's Instructional Video

My girl and yours, Toastee F Baby from VH1's Flavor of Love 2 and Charm School, has released an instructional video on how to throw a birthday party (in your mouth and vagina) for a complete stranger!

TMZ.com has a clip which you can check out but it's quite tame compared to the one I found. Check out both and make sure you leave a comment below:

>TMZ's lame arse "exclusive" clip

>The Professional Hater's diggin for dirtier EXPLICIT clip (cover the kiddie's eyes)

Sanjaya covers a Diddy track

With all the remixi Diddy has floating around of "Last Night", this is the best version of the song I've heard. This Sanjaya look-alike gives meaning to the song. You almost get the impression he's singing to a chick who's gagged and bound in his bed.